baseball, usually complaining about the plight of the 'Stros
- Goodbye Drayton, goodbye National League; one of you will be missed - Late in the 2016 season, I still don't like the 'Stros being in the American League.
- Kaz Matsui, a foul ball and an obnoxious kid - My second foul ball, and the first one I caught in the air. It was a good catch, too; easy, but impressive to friends after we had already consumed several beers. I was also able to get off a good line to obnoxious little shit that greatly amused the older folks sitting near us.